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  • doctor: so what seems to be the problem
  • me: you see i keep gaining weight when i eat all these greasy food
  • doctor: ...okay
  • me: make it stop

jncos:

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

getting mad isn’t bad staying mad is

parents teach you to make your own decisions just so they can later disrespect them

yeah Luz is a common name lol

not doing my homework cause i don’t wanna look like i’m trying too hard

avatargrace:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

i hit a gator with my canoe paddle once it didn’t even fucking do anything it just looked at me like what the fuck was that for and went back to sunbathing

also the babies are kinda fun to hold even though your not supposed to